Looney Laws

Believe it or not, these laws are/were real:

1.) A train conductor in Illinois may not collect fares without wearing his conductor hat.

2.) It's against the law to slap a man on the back in the state of Georgia.

3.) In Fort Madison, Iowa, the fire department is legally required to practice for 15 minutes before going to a fire.

4.) In Warren, Idaho, puppets must wear distinctly American clothes.

5.) It is illegal to mispronounce the word "Joliet,"but only in Joliet, Illinois.

6.) By law, restaurants in Kansas may not serve ice cream on cherry pie.

7.) It's against the law to yell "Oh boy!" in Jonesboro, Georgia.

8.) New Hampshire law says that when 2 cars meet at an intersection, each must wait for the other to pass.

9.) If you're in a meat market in Los Angeles, California, DO NOT poke the turkey to see how tender it is.

10.) The state of Minnesota forbids women from impersonating Santa Claus.

11.) Unrestrained giggling on the streets is illegal in Helena, Montana.

12.) It's illegal to draw funny faces on window shades in Garfield County, Montana.

13.) Newark, New Jersey, forbids the sale of ice after 6 p.m. without a prescription.

14.) In South Foster, Rhode Island, any dentist who extracts the wrong tooth must have a similar tooth pulled by the village blacksmith.

15.) Any map that does not display the city of Lima, Ohio, is illegal to sell in Lima, Ohio.

16.) In Portland, Maine, it's illegal to tickle a girl under the chin witha feather duster.

17.) In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that exceeds 6 feet in length.

18.) A dead juror may not serve on a jury in the state of Oregon.

19.) Canadian laws state that it is illegal to push a moose out of an airplane in Canadian airspace.

You tell me which one of these, if any, makes sense!